i’m so bored with my appearance..
Dude ur face is so pretty .-. Don’t slice it off… Put cake in it and it will be a happy face!
U could colour your hair red and we would be colour buddies \_(‘u’)_/
When her body first hit the net, all I registered was a grey blur. I pulled her across it and her hand was small, but warm, and then she stood before me, short and thin and plain in all ways unremarkable– except that she had jumped first. The Stiff had jumped first.
Even I didn’t jump first.
introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck
#these two run a country
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
My attitude towards politics and society is constantly “angry but unsurprised”
Karou -ish cosplay in progress .3. i don’t have a tooth-necklace but sometime in the future i’ll make one ;3 It was very bright so my eyes are a bit squinted… :c
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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